may i offer you a saltine in these trying times

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[thegreat-spiderthreat-of2017]

Sanders Sides Textposts (2/?)

[the-randomest-ofthe-fandomest]

….. I came here for a good time and I’m feeling really attacked right now

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

Anonymous asked:

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i … do not understand …

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

Anonymous asked:

starrrr what do you think is *the* analogical song?

teacupfulofstarshine answered:

THAT’S EASY

THE ONE TRUE ANALOGICAL SONG IS “odds are” BY BARENAKED LADIES

SERIOUSLY, GO LISTEN TO THAT SONG AND TELL ME IT’S NOT LO AND VEE. I MCFUCKING DARE YOU. 

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND I STAND BY THIS ASSESSMENT

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[horreurscopes]

my new thing has been just… acting on my ideas. like i thought maybe my desk would look better on a different part of my room so i like. moved it? just like that! i ripped an old anatomy book and stuck the diagrams up on my wall like some kind of old timey victorian doctor. i wanted a starbucks and i walked one and a half miles back and forth in a floridian storm and goddamn it was a good coffee. life is too short babey if you think of something just do it. nike

[heathergraves]

This was weirdly motivating

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

IT SEEMS LIKE THATS A POSSIBILITY

[teacupfulofstarshine]

NEWSFLASH: AVERY AND STAR APPARENTLY SAME PERSON?!?!?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

THIS IS HEADLINE NEWS PEOPLE

[teacupfulofstarshine]

WE LITERALLY JUST STARTED TALKING TODAY AND NOW THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AVERY

[the-incedible-sulk]

ARE WE SURE ITS ME HIDING SOMETHING???! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING STAR

[teacupfulofstarshine]

silly avery!

I AM HIDING B E E S

[the-incedible-sulk]

BRING THE BEES

IT IS TIME FOR CRONCH

[teacupfulofstarshine]

pls take the bees they frighten me

[the-incedible-sulk]

I shall take the bees

[teacupfulofstarshine]

thank you darling

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

IT SEEMS LIKE THATS A POSSIBILITY

[teacupfulofstarshine]

NEWSFLASH: AVERY AND STAR APPARENTLY SAME PERSON?!?!?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

THIS IS HEADLINE NEWS PEOPLE

[teacupfulofstarshine]

WE LITERALLY JUST STARTED TALKING TODAY AND NOW THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AVERY

[the-incedible-sulk]

ARE WE SURE ITS ME HIDING SOMETHING???! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING STAR

[teacupfulofstarshine]

silly avery!

I AM HIDING B E E S

[the-incedible-sulk]

BRING THE BEES

IT IS TIME FOR CRONCH

[teacupfulofstarshine]

pls take the bees they frighten me

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

IT SEEMS LIKE THATS A POSSIBILITY

[teacupfulofstarshine]

NEWSFLASH: AVERY AND STAR APPARENTLY SAME PERSON?!?!?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

THIS IS HEADLINE NEWS PEOPLE

[teacupfulofstarshine]

WE LITERALLY JUST STARTED TALKING TODAY AND NOW THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AVERY

[the-incedible-sulk]

ARE WE SURE ITS ME HIDING SOMETHING???! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING STAR

[teacupfulofstarshine]

silly avery!

I AM HIDING B E E S

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

IT SEEMS LIKE THATS A POSSIBILITY

[teacupfulofstarshine]

NEWSFLASH: AVERY AND STAR APPARENTLY SAME PERSON?!?!?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

THIS IS HEADLINE NEWS PEOPLE

[teacupfulofstarshine]

WE LITERALLY JUST STARTED TALKING TODAY AND NOW THIS?! WHAT ARE YOU HIDING AVERY

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!

[the-incedible-sulk]

IT SEEMS LIKE THATS A POSSIBILITY

[teacupfulofstarshine]

NEWSFLASH: AVERY AND STAR APPARENTLY SAME PERSON?!?!?!

[may i offer you a saltine in these trying times]

[despacitosanders]

deceit textposts 2/?

[the-incedible-sulk]

The third one is actually me

[teacupfulofstarshine]

@the-incedible-sulk I LITERALLY REBLOGGED THIS .5 SECONDS AGO SAYING THE SAME THING AND I SAW THIS POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS MINE OMG

[the-incedible-sulk]

WAIT NO IM SCREAMING THATS AMAZING

[teacupfulofstarshine]

AND WE BOTH STAN ANALOGICAL?! ARE WE THE SAME PERSON?!